What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
To lock in what is believed to be some great supply. Be grateful you are done with them and feel sor...
Because who in their right mind wouldnt like the personalities of girls like: Akeno Himejima (High S...
it's not that he felt you're not worth fighting for, I'm sure you are. But here's my perspective. I...
Only after having a 7 course meal in a 7 star hotel; one realises that a road side restaurant ( dhab...
There’s no need to integrate shit - they already capture everything. What, you don’t believe me? You...
These are my basic beliefs: > Democracy — Republicans seem to believe that any election will have tw...
borderlines have a very very serious mental illness. They were born with areas of their brain (amygd...
The Canadian census say exactly the contrary. More french québécois who speak French as their first...
I think because it is something they have been around all their lives, so why not try it and see how...
It may not be considered normal by conventional standards, but as a personal kink, it feels normal t...
I lied to my girlfriend about where and who I was with, her mom found out and she slapped my face th...